Roast My Site
Made in Bordeaux 🇫🇷

Built by a developer who got tired of bad websites.

Enzo Pitre — Founder

Enzo P.

Founder

The Story

Enzo is a marketing & digital student in Bordeaux, doing a work-study at a B2B company. He kept seeing small business websites that were losing customers without knowing it. No one was telling them the truth. So he built the tool he wished existed — brutal, fast, actionable.

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Our Mission

Make honest website feedback accessible to everyone — not just companies with €50k UX budgets.

16+
Sites Audited
30s
Analysis Time
7
Audit Dimensions

What We Stand For

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Honesty

No sugar coating. You need the truth to fix the truth.

Speed

30 seconds to a full audit. Not 30 days.

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Actionability

Every finding comes with a concrete, implementable fix.

Product Timeline

January 2026
The idea: a brutal, honest AI website auditor
February 2026
First working version — 50 beta users
March 2026
Public launch 🚀

Built With

Next.js, Claude AI, Stripe, Supabase — by one person, in a few weeks.

Next.js 14
App Router, SSR
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Claude AI
Anthropic Claude Sonnet
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Stripe
Secure payments
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PostgreSQL
Via Prisma ORM

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